When the Queen Mother passed away there was an on-line bulletin board set up. These are some of my favorite comments. Happy Mother's Day.
"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover".
L.J.Worthington,Penrith.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?"
W.Waugh, Richmond.
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"I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until her majesty is buried"
E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot imagine that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit"
J.Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening".
B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off".
S.Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal family without being accused of being homosexual".
J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to experiment with drugs". E. Franks, Cheshire.
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"On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
T.Watson, Ilford.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her public duties".
N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible event"
E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin."
R. Thompson, Bath.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am".
L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless bastard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
Y. Howell, Slough.
