Summer Movies Preview

Hello from Seattle.  Tonight I begin two weeks of broadcasting Mariners games on 710 ESPN Seattle, the Mariners Radio Network, Sirius/XM satellite, and MLB.COM.  Hope you'll tune in.

Meanwhile, it's that time of year again -- Hollywood trots out its superheroes, sequels, and God help us, Adam Sandler.  Here is my annual Summer Movies Preview.  Don't the the fact that I haven't seen any of these movies undermine the legitimacy of my takes on them. 

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES – Batman is back, with Anne Hathaway as the Catwoman with the Joker smile. Okay, I’m a geek. I can’t wait.


THE AVENGERS – Not since the Hanna-Barbera Laff-A-Lympics have more superstar characters gathered for one project.

DARK SHADOWS – Contains the two key elements in good filmmaking – adapting an old TV series and vampires.


CHERNOBYL DIARIES – Sequel to PRINCESS DIARIES.


BATTLESHIP – Yes, this is a movie based on a Hasbro toy but before you dismiss this movie – Rihanna’s in it.


HYSTERIA – Don’t feel left out, girls. A movie about your favorite toy is also coming out. Romcom on the invention of the vibrator.


MEN IN BLACK 3 – Taking advantage of the MIB craze by coming out with this sequel ten years after the last one. Hopefully not a rush job.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN – Will audiences accept a Spider-Man who doesn’t sing and dance? Hollywood is taking a big gamble.


MOONRISE KINGDOM – A Wes Anderson movie so you know it will be quirky and feature Bill Murray.

BRAVE – First Pixar movie with a female lead. But since they pulled it off with a rat and robot I’m predicting they pull this off too.


WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING – Five women dealing with pregnancy. So five sequels to KNOCKED UP.


THE DICTATOR – Another Sacha Baron Cohen send-up movie. So it could either be another BORAT or BRUNO.


THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL – Judi Densch, Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy and Tom Wilkerson in a hotel in India. Date movie for every retirement village in Florida.

More tomorrow...