I’m a little hurt that serious presidential candidate, Roseanne hasn’t asked me to be her running mate.
More political correctness bullshit: The Houston Astros are celebrating their 50th season by wearing their original uniforms on opening day – with one tiny alteration. For their first three years they were the Houston Colt .45’s. The front of their jerseys said Colt .45’s and right underneath was a pistol. MLB is forcing them to remove the pistol. So instead it’s better to think the team was originally named after the malt liquor.
Proof that today’s kids are idiots -- During the Grammys this was trending on Twitter: #WhoIsPaulMcCartney?
No one who went to Clive Davis’ party at the Beverly Hilton the night Whitney Houston died (while her body was still in the hotel) should have been allowed to attend her funeral.
I miss Doug McIntyre hosting Red Eye Radio.
Congratulations to all the winners of WGA Awards Sunday night. Now they give out cool trophies. I got plaques. Can I trade ‘em? I'll even throw in my People's Choice award.
The frenzy to cast TV pilots continue as networks scramble to cast as many actors from failed series and failed previous pilots as they can. God forbid someone new gets a chance. John Leguizamo is not going to save the industry.
How come Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are Oscar nominees for THE HELP and not Ringo Starr? It’s pretty much his movie!
Hooray! Charlie Sheen is off his meds. He’s ripping Ashton Kutcher and TWO AND A HALF MEN in the press. Crazy Charlie is so much more fun than Contrite Charlie. Time for another tour.
Would Anne Frank have a blog today?
The U.S. and China entered into a film pact, allowing more American films to be shown in China. They’re going to love VOLUNTEERS. It will be the pinnacle of my career – to see a million Chinese citizens in Tiananmen Square all singing the Washington State Fight Song.
Hollywood Blvd. at Highland is closed due to the upcoming Oscars. Carmageddon for tourists and hookers.
Spring training has begun! Seattle Mariners’ pitching coach Carl Willis: “If you’re left-handed, you’re on field four. If you’re not sure you’re left-handed, talk to me.” I'll be broadcasting a few M's games mid-March and then throughout the regular season.
No GLEE SUMMER TOUR this year. It’s been cancelled. Official reason: To give the cast a well-deserved rest. Real reason: No one was buying tickets. Maybe if they had Charlie Sheen on the bill...
Huffington Post headline: Educator's Daughter Found Naked, Eating From Trash Cans
ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA? – just 495 episodes away from tying THE SIMPSONS.
Why does it take the Clippers winning for folks to finally recognize what a great announcer Ralph Lawler is?
About a month ago I saw this creature who used to be Warren Beatty and the thought occurred: Does any man look good after plastic surgery?
Manny Ramirez has just signed with the Oakland A's. Look for the sequel: SLIMEBALL coming to a theater near you.
HOUSE completes its series run this season. But the show really ended last year when Lisa Edelstein left.
Paul McCartney was in a group called the Beatles.
#WhoAreTheBeatles?
