Flew to New York on Virgin American, which is really just Jet Blue with mood lighting. There with the family for the east coast wedding reception for my son Matt and his new bride, Kim. We have a lot of NY relatives who couldn't get out to California for the actual event. If you're even remotely related to us and couldn't get to this one either, just drop me a note. We'll be by to throw one in your town, too.
Stayed at the Affinia-Dumont (hey, we went price shopping). It's at 3rd & 34th in the very heart of foot spa and Brazilian wax salon district. Arrived to find twenty mattresses piled in front on the street. Never a good sign. The Affinia's recent claim-to-fame is that it didn't blow down during Hurricane Irene.
Next door is a Spy Store. I'm sure there are hidden cameras in the shower.
The city was re-paving sections of the sidewalks around our hotel so there was yellow police tape everywhere. It was like walking through the opening scene of every CASTLE episode.
THE BOOK OF MORMON is the funniest and most brilliant Broadway musical I've ever seen. Although to be fair, I haven’t seen SPIDERMAN or CARRIE: THE MUSICAL.
But Trey Parker & Matt Stone and Robert Lopez have created a masterpiece! And the cast headed by Andrew Rannells & Josh Gad is phenomenal! They're all going to burn in hell for eternity, but so what? I was amused for two hours.
Went backstage after the show. Andrew starred in the musical I co-wrote a few years ago. Our show was Off-Broadway though (Connecticut). Talk about an added bonus -- Randy Newman was also backstage. Got to talk to Randy Newman. I rarely get star struck but Randy Newman -- he's like the John Lennon of Jews.
Did not get to the Upper West Side this trip. Now that H&H Bagels is gone, what's the point?
The weather on Friday was glorious. Must've walked ten miles. Okay... Two. Explain this to me. On the corner of 3rd & 49th there were two five-foot canisters of nitrogen, just standing there. Why? I bet within six minutes someone made off with them.
The NY Post has one of my favorite movie critics, Kyle Smith. His Friday review began like this: "Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and Jason Sudeikis are three good reasons to stay very clear of A Good Old Fashioned Orgy". Don’t think they’ll be using that on the poster.
The "hard hat Sinatra" has left the now-completed building. A construction worker on the Upper East Side used to bellow Sinatra tunes during lunch. Jackhammers and Teamsters whistling at passing women provided his Basie-like accompaniment. Again, to hear music and possibly witness a horrible accident, why pay good money for SPIDERMAN when you can see this guy for free?
Has there ever been a NY theater column in the last fifty years that didn't mention Stephen Sondheim at least once?
Took the 4 Train out to Yankee Stadium. Wow! It opened in 2009 and, unbelievably, it still looks new! Much as I loved the original I have to say this updated version is the oyster's ice skates. Everything is first class from the wide concourses and tributes to the team's rich history to carved turkey sandwiches. There's also an impressive museum filled with cool memorabilia. I was hoping to see a napkin from the strip joint in Texas where Billy Martin got the shit beaten out of him but had to settle for several Babe Ruth bats. The restroom fixture ratio is one for every 60 fans, but the team merchandise store ratio is one for every 6 fans.
Sorry we didn't go to the Yankee game on Monday. Missed their big promotion -- (I kid you not). Hand Sanitizer Key Chain Day.
The Learning Annex is alive and well in Manhattan! Among the courses for the upcoming session: "How to Shoot Erotic Photography", "Contact Your Angels", "How to Talk to Your Angels" (I suppose "Contact Your Angels" is a pre-requisite unless you have a note from your angel), and "Living in Buddha Standard Time". Even though classes begin at $.99 I still think you're being ripped off...except for that erotic photography course (although you do have to provide your own fruit).
There will be a Labor Day parade on September 10th celebrating the end of summer and inability to read a calendar. Guess they didn't want it to conflict with Hand Sanitizer Key Chain Day.
Cowabunga! There was a surfing championship at Long Beach, NY. Gidget goes Gotham! And the U.S. Open tennis tournament at Forrest Hills. And yet together they couldn't fill the void left by the absence of Jerry Lewis.
Flew home Monday night on Jet Blue, which is really just Virgin American with Sirius/XM. On the ride to the airport I thought I saw a street vendor selling jewelry, twenty mattresses, and two nitrogen canisters. All in all a lovely trip. The wedding reception was a big hit. Just wish I had known about Dunkin' Donuts being kosher beforehand. I could have saved a fortune!
